Friday, November 16, 2007

Slash


Guitarist Slash (of Guns N' Roses fame) has followed suit by releasing his tell-it-all book, humbly entitled Slash. Guns N' Roses partied harder than any band of the 80s - possibly excepting the Crue - but even among those misfits, Slash was the worst.

According to the book, Slash was heavily addicted addicted to speedballs (heroin and cocaine) and eventually began seeing tiny demon men on a regular basis. One night, these evil homunculi turned against him and sent him crashing naked through a glass door. In his own inimitable words:

"They'd always been a welcome, carefree distraction, but this hallunication was sinister. I could see them gathering in the doorway; there was an army of them, holding tiny machine guns and weapons."

Drugs are bad, mmkay.

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