Monday, November 19, 2007

Great Names in Sports, Pt. 2

Here's a list of funny/cool sports names I compiled a few years ago and just rediscovered. It's amazing how many sportsmen have ridiculous names. Do some parents just pull names out of hats? Too bad Dick Pound is a lawyer and not an athlete.

Dick Trickle (nascar)
Jim Bob Cooter (ncaa fb)
Scientific and Majestic Mapp (ncaa bball)
God Shammgod (ncaa bball)
F$U's receiving corps, Craphonso Thorpe and Decody Fagg
World B. Free (nba?)
Jihad Muhammad (ncaa bball)
Ivanna Mandick (women's ncaa)
Peerless Price (nfl)
Dick Crum (nascar)
Wonderful Terrific Monds, Jr. (ncaa fb)
I.M. Hipp (ncaa fb)
Rusty Kuntz (mlb)
Joe Bonecutter (ncaa fb)
Coco Crisp (mlb)
Milton Bradley (mlb)
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje (ncaa bball)
Chris Fuamatu-Maafala (nfl)
House Guest (ncaa fb)
Phthalo Green (ncaa bball... phthalo is a pigment)
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (nfl)
Tim Biakabatuka (nfl)
Dick Butkus (nfl)
John Holmes (unc bball!)
Pats' secondary: Ty Law and Lawyer Milloy
Oil Can Boyd (mlb)
NeNe (nba)

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