I just found this great response from Bill Simmons' latest ESPN.com column and thought I would share:
Q: On the "Questions I Wish Had Never Been Asked" scale, where does your girlfriend asking for your definition of "cheating" fall?
--Matt, Philadelphia
SG: At the tippy-top. Here's a better question: In this day and age, what even constitutes cheating? I don't know the exact rules for the era in which women dress like hookers, shrug off one-night stands and dance by grinding their butts against the groins of various strangers at dark nightclubs. So what's cheating in this universe? A threesome with two of their boyfriend's best friends? Sleeping with their boyfriend's brother or dad? I give up. Just know that I'm sending my daughter to high school in a suit of armor every day.
I think that sums up pretty much every guy's feelings on the female population these days.
Source: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070810
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